Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Hello, List

Here is a list of random things that I associate with bodybuilding supplements:

1. Obviously, the first thing is really strong men.

2. The gym: because those strong men have to form their communities somewhere, and that location must be appropriate for how they look.

3. The mall. First because strong guys love the mall, and second because there are a million kiosks at the mall that sell bodybuilding supplements like crazy.

4. Tank-tops (another reason they love the mall): This is the shirt of choice for the strong lad in America. If you think you are strong, but don't have a single tank-top in your wardrobe/arsenal then you do not know the meaning of the word.

5. Tans: What good is a strong dude to the world of women and gay men if he isn't going to be tan?

Those are just the first five things that came to mind, but there are at least one hundred more that are in my head just waiting to be let out; maybe in another post. Bodybuilding supplements are not something that I know a whole lot about, but I still know enough to make these intellectual associations. You are welcome, readers of the United States of America, as well as Other Countries and Planets.

No comments:

Post a Comment