I recently spoke out on this blog about the pros and cons of wearing a Russian fur hat. Well, some new information has come to light that kind of changes everything: Russian fur hats cost as much as a Playstation 3.
Okay, Russia, there are a lot of things that a Playstation 3 can do, but I can only think of one thing that an ushanka can do, and that one thing can also be done by a two dollar beanie. I was never good at math, so I am having a hard time adding all of this up. Alright let's see... now that the beanie price information is known, Russian fur hats clearly have to have a purpose other than keeping a head warm. What could it be? They would at least have to play blu-ray movies, but even then the price is a little steep.
WAIT! There is a video game system in the hat--that's it. Okay, the worry is over. So loyal readers, if you are looking to stay warm, but also play motion sensor video games this winter, then an ushanka is exactly what you are looking for. Leave it to the Ruskies to find the perfect blend of functionality and fashion.
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