Sexy Confusion

I have been wondering about something recently: pretty much anything can be used as a sex toy right? I mean, sex toys are, by nature, pretty open to interpretation and use. With this in mind does it mean that all toys are potentially sex toys?

Next time you are in the sex shop, yeah I know you go there all the time, take a closer look at the "toys" and see what you notice. None of them are actually toys in the normal sense of the word. It is a little strange to think that sex toys are not necessarily toys, and that the average toy can be used for numerous sexual acts. Is everyone else out there enjoying the sexual diversity of our society as much as I am? If you say yes you are a total pervert, and if you say no then you are repressed--have fun trying to be normal.

Maybe the problem really is our society. Perhaps we would all be better off in Canadian cities like Kitchener--how safe does that place sound? Plus Scott Pilgrim lived in Toronto, so it can't be that bad of a place right? Right. If you can remember the point of this post, please tell me in the form of a comment.