Friday, August 27, 2010

Tree Tricks

As humans, we definitely love our trees, but there is always more we do for them. So what kinds of tree services are out there? Well for one we could trim off all their dead branches and make sure that they have plenty of room for the new branches to grow in.

Tree services are a great way to show Mother Gaya that we care for her little baby tree beings. We could also go out of our way to make sure that the trees in our area are getting enough nutrients and water to make them strong and huge. Just think, the stronger a big tree grows up, the stronger it will make MY HOUSE! Ha! This was all just a trick to make trees more ripe for chopping down.

Oh, hi tree--would you like a little tree service? Too late, I just chopped you down. Did you think your life was going to be like life in Atlanta, tree? Were you going to party all night until eight in the morning? Doesn't look like it.

Trees are taking over this planet, and we need to remind them that we are on the top of the food chain. I don't know if we eat trees, so I'm not sure they fit onto the food chain at all... but we can still chop them down, so that definitely us above them in some way.

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