Tuesday, July 13, 2010

From Russia with Love and Cute Hats

Hey America, the Cold War is over (probably), and it's time to start reaping the benefits of Russian fashion. What is the one thing that the Ruskies have always had that we want? Hard liquor, haunting literature, or Ivan Drago? Nyet! All we want are some of those darling fur hats. Those beautiful and luxurious Russian ushanka winter hats have been the pride of the East for a long time, and now they can finally be yours! Ours!

What better time to start stockpiling on fur hats than in the middle of summer? Once winter comes around again think of all the suckers out there trying to find a cute Russian hat to wear. Too late! You already bought all of them. Whether they are to warm your own head, or to give as an original Christmas gift, your bulk of great hats will make you the Czar of the coming winter.

Look stylish and classy, as well as fuzzy and bulky, with these fantastic hats. Show the world that you accept other people and their culture, as long as they are cute and fun. What's the better way to show your love for Russian culture: analyzing some Dostoevsky or getting a furry hat? If "better" means "easier" then hopefully you went for the furry hat! Be the first on your block to look Russian without having to be a communist.

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