Wednesday, July 28, 2010

This is what I Live For

Ever get tired and don't know why? If you thinks it's because you aren't in better shape guess again. The problem is that your personal energy is dropping to dangerously low levels. You can't fix this with the average solutions like energy drinks--what you need are mental energy drinks! Since this blog is now your official spiritual life coach, please heed its words.

Do not let your mental energy drop below a certain point, or else you will never be able to think again. Don't worry about going to the gym--what has that ever done for anyone? Start working out your soul muscles and getting your spirit's beach body back and be more ripped than ever. Your spiritual life is in grave danger of contracting diseases like spiritual heart attacks, aura diabetes, and ch'i obesity.

Watch your energies closely--don't let spiritual sickness creep up on you. Morpheus once said that "...the body cannot survive without the mind," and that sounds pretty true. Take some time out to meditate and reflect on Mother Gaya and all that she has given you. She will make your brain and energies sync up appropriately. This is the first day of the rest of your life.

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